just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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