My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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