Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
