Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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