do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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