dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Less talking, more tequila
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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