marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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