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(402): View more from Nebraska

So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...

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(443): View more from Maryland

8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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(514): View more from Quebec

She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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(847): View more from Illinois

i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.

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(516): View more from New York

id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though

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(586): View more from Michigan

conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.

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(406): View more from Montana

he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.

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