are you still at the devil's house?
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work