That's when you crack a 10am beer
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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