i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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