So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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