Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
