Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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