I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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