Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Randomize
