a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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