another moral hangover. fuck.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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