the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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