Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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