do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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