Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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