When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.