if i can run in heels then i can drive
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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