I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.