Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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