i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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