i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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