Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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