No stitches, just platelets and will power
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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