He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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