i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just pee around me
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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