im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I understand Curling. That high.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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