Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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