Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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