I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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