I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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