Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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