Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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