you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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