if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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