I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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