No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Please don't give away my fajitas
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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