i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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