Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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