every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend