I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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