I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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