Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
