i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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