my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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