Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
