Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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