Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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