my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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