Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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