remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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